By Don Meyer, Head Men’s Basketball Coach at Northern State University

1. Think about yourself
2. Talk about yourself
3. Listen greedily to what people say about you
4. Expect to be appreciated
5. Be sensitive to slights
6. Never forgive any criticism
7. Trust nobody but yourself
8. Demand agreement with your own views on everything
9. Sulk if people are not grateful to you for favors shown them
10. Be on the lookout for a good time for yourself
11. Shirk your duties if possible
12. Do as little as possible for others
13. Let anger and resentment build up inside of you
14. Seek only pleasure
15. Do what ever is convenient
16. Don't do your best
17. Don't do what you know is right
18. Let your body get fat and out of shape
19. Don't take time to rest and relax to enjoy life
20. Take everything seriously
21. Be cheap with your money
22. Spend your money foolishly
23. Don't ask God for help
24. Try to do everything yourself
25. Live in the past
26. Live in the future
27. Try to control the uncontrollable